ZarkanaVogue

crassetination:

Weapons of the Future 07: Revolvers

surroundedbycoffeecups:

thegoddamazon:

marshmallowdreams1:

http://mintchoco.deviantart.com/

This is literally the best photoset on Tumblr.

^ accurate

gabifresh:

Damn that penis is PINK!

best show on tv 

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

annihilati0nn:

swiggity-swision-not-my-division:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?

i was expecting the other fandom

i was expecting the other fandom

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
(via rumour)
I am just different. That’s the only answer
Childish Gambino (via ifeislife)

thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

underdressedandstressed:

I just wish more people understood this…

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

alibuttons:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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I always fingered those things. :/

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

ariellenicd:


He looks so proud

ariellenicd:

He looks so proud

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

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